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Kingston Technology Prize Pack Giveaway!
I hate Black Friday. I HATE it. I worked in retail for years and witnessed mothers gnash their teeth in a ferocious attempt to snag that Tickle Me Elmo from the wretched claws of their neighbors. I’ve...
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A Shining Example of People Who Have No Idea How to Reach Their Audience
Today, January 31st, 2014, I came across a sponsored ad on Facebook. Now, we’ve all seen sponsored ads that aren’t QUITE aimed at the right potential customer (NO, BETABRAND, I DO NOT WANT SWEATPANT...
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ThinkGeek Made a BBQ Gift Pack And It Rules
Items my friends were able to drunkenly stick into the back: a small stapler, a travel-size bottle of Hendrick’s gin (as an emergency drink), excedrin (to prevent a hangover), jalapeño hot sauce (just...
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Pimp My Camera
I’ve been using Racket as an excuse for free stuff for nearly ten years now. I’ve gotten CDs, concert tickets, booze, food, toys, books, video games, and more. The catch? I have to write down what I...
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Altec Lansing Mini Life Jacket 2 – Review
Long-time Racket readers know that we can be pretty harsh when it comes to reviews, but the Altec Lansing Mini Life Jacket 2 is amazing (even if the name is kind of a mouthful). Altec Lansing were kind...
View ArticleOld People In Driverless Cars Getting Women
Wired recently took ten senior citizens out in Varden Labs’ driverless cars. While most seem apprehensive about it, Don’s viagra prescription seems to have been recently filled and is all about it.
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You Need Adult Swim’s New Emoji Keyboard
Remember how you didn’t know you needed emojis, but now you basically talk to your significant other in a series of shitty, boring images? Well, now you can do the same inane shit, but with funnier...
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Leisure Leash
I like to think of myself not as lazy, but as exceedingly efficient. I try to get as much done as quickly as I can with minimal work. “Work smart, not hard” is one of my favorite phrases. Imagine my...
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The Best Vacuum I’ve Ever Owned
Between two cats (Junior and Bragnadarr The Trolleater) and two dogs (a beagle named Turbo and a husky named Gozer The Destructor), I deal with my share of pet hair everywhere. Most specifically,...
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Excuse Me, You Can Win Your Own Stapler
If you’ve ever worked an office job, you know that it can get weird, fast. Before The Office offered a spectacular window into some of the more surreal aspects of intra-office politics and...
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